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I know that some people just don’t like being touched, but even the huggiest and kissiest of us do a fair bit of involuntary sphincter scrunching when someone else’s hands take us outside our comfort zone.
And I’m always amazed by the number of guys who wouldn’t dream of grabbing a woman’s arse at a garden centre but think it’s OK in a club. Is she sticking it out whilst wiggling it and winking at you? Don’t be light and strokey and sinister or she’ll think you’re a Tim Burton animation masquerading as a human being.
The only thing that I considered faintly provocative about my outfit was my butter soft leather jacket, but unless I rushed up to a stranger and said “hey, cop a feel of my sexy jacket” I thought passers by would go unprovoked.
And yet, in all my not-hot glory, as I made my way to the tube to fight for a woman’s right to walk along the street and not be harassed, I got harassed.
Accessories are fair game, but try to be genuine and specific.
“That’s a really nice bag” sounds a bit weird when addressing someone clutching a Dixon’s carrier.
But this sort of thing happens to me at least four times a week – and that doesn’t include all the staring, leering and dodgy lines I’m subjected to in bars.
Compliments are complicated This bit makes me feel like a right bitch. And even the compliments that are intended as a manipulative seduction tool are also intended to make the recipient feel good about themselves.
I’m sure the man at the corner shop who told me he’d love to come on my tits believed his semen was the most precious gift he could give me.
A woman walking along the street has to be her own bouncer – just assume she doesn’t like the look of you and don’t try to force your way in.2. So you thought about following the woman with the nice bottom, decided it was a bad idea and went somewhere for a quick pint instead. You are not entitled to see a nipple for every unit of alcohol you purchase for a woman.
And amazingly, she’s popped up at your local with her mates. Whether it’s serendipity or a nice prezzie from the patron saint of Not Stalking (not that women can be given as gifts, that’s objectification, innit?! There is no scale where a bitter shandy gets you a hand shandy and Bollinger buys you bum sex.
If you buy someone a drink, it is polite for them to chat to you.